http://ne-onegin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ne-onegin.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] gabblgob 2011-09-16 07:57 pm (UTC)

диалог Китая с африканским режимом))

CHINA: "Is that your old mine there?"

REGIME: "Yes."

CHINA: "And that port over there — yours, too?"

REGIME: "Uh-huh."

CHINA: "Can I build a railroad from the mine to the port? And expand the port? And the mine, too? All I need is a long-term contract for everything underground."

REGIME (getting visibly excited): "Any strings?"

CHINA (ignoring the question): "Here is a down payment — cash. Let me be clear: environmental record, human rights ... I don't interfere with such things. I just want stuff!"

REGIME: "Absolutely!"

CHINA: "Oh, and if rebels are too much trouble, we can help there, too."



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